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Somebody Help This Poor Girl

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Jeezy Pete, it’s only Tuesday and a reader is asking for a hangover cure:

Nancy, I know how you put those things up to help people and I need help. Last night I went to a baby shower and we drank Long Island Ice Teas until 4 in the morning. I have been throwing up all morning. I need a cure.

Long Island ice tea? That’s so 80s. My head hurts just typing it. In my day, the deadliest drinks were Pisco Sours and Tequila Sunrises. Killers. My cure? Either a good grease burger, fries, and shake or fried chicken (thighs) with jalapeno juice sqeezed on the skin. Et tu, You-te?

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